It's three in the morning somewhere off the coast of Spain. I'm wide awake on the Wind Star floating in the Bay of Biscay. I can't hear...

WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY?????? The Walking Dead is wearing me out lately. I haven't written about it in a couple of weeks because frankly the...

Eugene has modified his mullet. He's now sporting a ponytail. So, there's that. I don't really want to talk about Eugene's mullet...

I'm so incredibly stressed out right now. Due to my glamorous lifestlye, I've not been able to watch the last two episodes of The Walking...

The subject of this blog post is near and dear to my heart. I mean that literally. I'm writing about breasts, specifically my breasts....

I'm so mad at myself. I sorta kinda spoiled myself today; so dumb. I purposely never watch TWD on Sunday night, so I know there's always...

I have so many First World problems: Knock it off menopause I don't want to be a man; I really, really don't, so why am I turning into...

I'm exhausted. It's been a full day of TV watching, and it ain't over yet. I saved the best for last: the mid-season premiere of The...

13. Feeding each other AIN'T sexy because we're not babies. I'll use my own fork; thank you. 12. Dancing AIN'T sexy; at least, not when...

Thank you United Airlines for giving me the only cold I've had in years. I know, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that sitting in the...

The Spousal Unit, AKA Paul Starr, became the luckiest man alive 36 years ago when he made me his bride. It was January 11, 1980 and it...

I can't make my lips appear pouty enough, but I'm trying. Eventually, the lower half of my face starts to hurt from the effort. Also, I...

The evening, and my future, stretched out in front of me, full of promise, mischief, a bottle of TJ Swan, and maybe a cigarette or two....

It's New Year's Eve and I could NOT care less. If the entire cast of The Walking Dead, and most especially Norman Reedus who plays Daryl...

I can't stop thinking about what's living in my attic. It is up there; I know it, and it knows I know it. What does it look like? I...

Creepy Elf and Barbie weren't interested in watching the GOP debate this evening, and really who could blame them???, so they decided to...

Oh my GAWD ... every single bone in my flabby 55-year-old body hurts. I actually got off my duff today and decorated the house for...

OH SNAP. They got me goooood. Glennnnn is alive. Let the world rejoice!!!! Glenn (with two Ns) is ALIVE. JSS girl just threw him a bottle...

Well folks, Christmas is right around the corner, and ya know what that means: you gotta haul your cookies to the mall and buy a bunch of...

It's Tuesday, and I haven't watched TWD yet, and that's causing me stress. My nasty house is also causing me stress, but I'll deal with...