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This rocking chair is what Mother's Day is all about for me. It's a Bentwood rocker. My husband bought it for me when I was pregnant with...

Oh, I’ve really been feelin’ my oats lately. I’m not entirely sure what that means, but I’m very sure I have NOT felt my oats in quite...

This is scary. I'm sitting in the doctor's office waiting to hear my fate. I've been waiting an hour and a half already and I'm...

Stop wringing your hands, and clutching your pearls about what to get me for Christmas. You can calm down now because I've finally...

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There have only been a few times in the 56 years I've been on this earth that I've been ruined to the degree that I was ruined by the...

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I'm a 55-year-old white woman with gray hair and too much poundage. I look like a stern junior high school vice principal, or the kind of...

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I've only recently been made aware that other people do not think of ketchup as a major food group. Also, other people spell ketchup like...